The Bytes LFR Guide: “Just F-ing Re-queue Us!!1”

“Re-queue Us!! Damn you!1” – “Err Okay sure thing” –> Bytes guide to conflict resolution… sometimes lying is easier


Problem: Now that a person can queue for multiple LFR’s when they look at their evil green eye thing it will appear paused. (Yes a rogue was trying to explain this to the warlock and DK well before I chimed in, I was whispering a guildie about something related to officer business at the time.)

What it is really about is ‘change’ – the unwashed masses do not adjust swiftly to change and you may see this particular conflict breaking out around you for the next month.

Solution: Its really important that you understand you cannot rationalize with the crazy. Nothing you say will ever hold the weight that their own opinion holds. As such if you see explaining going down and someone continues yelling (for something like 3-4 minutes straight in this case) you have a few options:

  • Back up the forbearing explainer person and hope peer pressure will win through
  • Afk and find something more pleasant to do (screenshooting the conflict for guild forum posting is highly recommended)
  • Just lie and agree (I personally find this funniest)

About Bytes

Returning wow player, one of those elderly burnt out ex-officer types. My current main is a Hunter (MS the under-dog talent tree Beast Master), but thats shifting back to hybrid Shaman. Together with my virtual cat I battle evil, kick butt and take names.
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4 Responses to The Bytes LFR Guide: “Just F-ing Re-queue Us!!1”

  1. monplayswow says:

    Lfr is awesome for that stuff, I had a pally tell us to kick the lock and rogue because they weren’t healing enough on the meters and that the tank should shut up cause he’s not the top DPS like he says he is. Everyone was like WTF?

  2. Bytes says:

    It is like the land of the mad. Very looking glass isn’t it? You go from your nice safe ‘rational’ guild to a land where everyone is doing the equivalent of insisting loudly that “the boss is a hat” or something O-o

  3. monplayswow says:

    A magnificent hat that’s really a unicorn that does circus tricks. Some people are good and want to learn and perform their best, and others act as if it’s Maintenance Tuesday in trade.

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