Interesting *facts* about the Warp Stalker

Just for the heck of it… cackle…

The Warp Stalker is a friendly family safe pet. Why is this you ask? They look like demonic devil dogs outa ghost busters you say? Well read on my friend read on:

Unlike most pets in the game they display no cannibalistic tendencies.  A Hunter cannot feed warp-burgers to their warp stalkers; the warps will have none of it.  *Yes I am looking at you – the twisted hunter who let the pet wolf chow down on ‘tender wolf meat’ when it was a puppy … oh wait that was me nvm*

They are super cheap budget food pets! Get yourself an Everlasting Underspore Frond from the Underbog and you will never have to buy vendor food again.  *Unless you eat it all. Yeah I’m eyeballing you – the hunter that ate all the pet food in that BG… oh wait that was me too nvm*

Hummm other cool things about the warp?
Ummm they can –bing– up the AV towers like –zap– to help you take out the archers if you stand at the right LOS distance. They have a great swimming animation and the worst jumping animation, which could possibly be considered err cute.

Actually most of the outlands ‘new’ pets have terrible jumping animations and great swimming animations, just look at the Ravager. And then there are the boats wreaked out in the netherstorm on the floating debris … heh I theorise the Warp Stalker is actually an evolved form of the Stranglethorn Sharptooth Frenzy, with legs but about the same amount of teeth – I never ever saw them coming either.


About Bytes

Returning wow player, one of those elderly burnt out ex-officer types. My current main is a Hunter (MS the under-dog talent tree Beast Master), but thats shifting back to hybrid Shaman. Together with my virtual cat I battle evil, kick butt and take names.
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2 Responses to Interesting *facts* about the Warp Stalker

  1. Fikkle says:

    Awesome post! Totally made me laugh my butt off! Keep up the great work.


  2. Lactic Acid says:

    ^_^ thankyee

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