Diet of Champions

That was THEN this is NOW

So I lied about the warrior comment posts back I in fact was a tauren druid, just felt tauren warrior made a catchier title for post eh.

THEN

 

NOW

 

I mean look at the size difference… it was like an insta-diet:

THEN
“Homogenized? No way, I like the ladies.”
“‘Moo’. Are you happy now?”
“Y’know, Tauren are born hunters. You ever see a Tauren catch a salmon out of a stream? It really is quite exciting. You ever see a Tauren stalk a python? ‘Course you haven’t. That’s because Tauren are so adept at blending in with their surroundings.”
“Here’s the beef!”
“I know it seems strange, but I’m practically a cow, so why am I wearing leather?”
“Mess with the bull, you get the horns.”

NOW
“Last night I went to an awesome stag party.”
“You know those Ancient Protectors in Darnassus? They’re not that old.”
“Man, I was halfway through the Emerald Dream when I had to pee.”
“Is that thing sharp? Could that thing cut me? I’m… not immortal now you know.”
“I don’t know about you, but I can’t understand a thing those Wisps say. I usually just nod.”
“Who wants to live forever?”
“What? I didn’t hear that.”
“I don’t mind the Gnomes, but I’m always worried about tripping over one.”

And in summary:

Dunno about you but while I am finding my floppy ears as charming as I previously found my cute-manly cowtail I feel somewhat diminished.

Possibly it is the size issue… maybe it is that I am all purple these days and I am missing my macho leather cow-hide. Druids are an exercise in pre-raiding gear-collection entertainment really. I have four badge gear outfits I can collect (three sets, two different ways of gemming and enchanting for feral) – ahh mindless preoccupation and heroic grinding here I come.

EDIT: Hey a thought, have you ever noticed horde side how even though you get a human disguise in instances like CoS whenere the plot has you pretending to be human so that you don’t upset the time-line, hordie druids stay in their hordie forms… like they don’t even know the meaning of the word sneak O_o

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